if you sing high school musical songs with me theres a 602% chance i love you
(Source: egberts)
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
this is the most precious thing ive ever seen
I love how she asks him if he’s joking. She already knows society is fucked up and will destroy her Disneyland dreams. YOU’VE LEARNED WELL, YOUNG ONE.
(Source: perfectdisney)
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked